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Public Questions Ramaphosa's Choice of Kachalia as Interim Police Minister — "He Looks Weak," Critics Say. President Responds: "You Should See Him With Black Criminals"
Ramaphosa defends Kachalia appointment with controversial comment about dealing with "black criminals."
By Political Correspondent•9/24/2025•2 min read

Following the appointment of Ismail Kachalia as interim Police Minister, public criticism focused on his perceived weakness.
In a closed briefing, President Cyril Ramaphosa defended the choice with an unusual comment:
"He may look mild... but you should see him when he deals with black criminals."
The room reportedly went silent. The statement was not repeated.
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