CRIME & CORRUPTION
Dr. Nandipha Tells Court She Can't Afford R1 Million Bail — But Says If Released, She Still Has "A Few Dead Bodies to Smuggle to Criminals"
Dr. Nandipha claims she cannot afford R1 million bail but offers dead bodies as alternative assets.
By Crime Reporter•9/24/2025•2 min read
During her bail hearing, Dr. Nandipha Magudumana told the court she cannot afford the R1 million bail amount.
Listing her remaining assets, she said:
"I don't have cash. Just some old medical equipment, one car… and a few dead bodies I can still smuggle to the right people, if I'm released."
The court is currently reviewing the statement. Her legal team offered no clarification.
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